Fuck the Fat

Sorta, kinda, not recommended

Tip #4: calories and kilojoules, know your convertor

Why? Because not all foods are in plain English, and most people know this I think.

4.186 kilojoules to 1 calorie

1 calorie to 4.186 kilojoules

I usually just round it off to 4.2 to get the basic idea :)

Say you want to know how many CALORIES is in a 234 kilojoule ice block, you simple DIVIDE 234 by 4.186 = 55.90 (lots of decimal points) calories, and round that up to 56 calories

Say you want to know how many KILOJOULES is in/are (?) in a 104 calorie packet of soup, you then MULYIPLY 104 by 4.186 = 435.344 kilojoules (not as many decimal points cause were multiplying…)

So that’s 436 kilojoules.

Always round up, not down!

Tip #3: do vinegar shots

Ewwwie.. But here’s why:

It really doesn’t taste that bad

Vinegar slows down the digestion of processed foods such as refined flour in white bread

Slowing down this proccess means bread won’t go straight to being fat, but actually lower the foods GI

Why do we care about GI? Glycemic index, which really means avoiding spikes In your blood glucose which is then followed by a dramatic drop.

Why do we care? Blood glucose rising and falling is bad altogether, it’s basically like having the blood of a diabetic.

Low GI means that it helps maintain a lower blood glucose, and releases energy more slowly and prevents you from getting that crash later on and being hungry again.

Low GI helps your heart and prevent heart stoke heart attacks etc etc

A low GI food is considered a food that has been determined to have a GI of less than 50

Doing vinegar shots help lower the GI of foods with a high GI.

High GI foods are carbohydrates, so the best way to maintain your blood sugar is just to AVOID THEM: refined flour, anything “refined”. Sugar that is refined etc etc - white flour, basically anything made white, try switching to brown pastas and unrefined flour.

Vinegar also suppresses you appetite says studies and the famous singer Fergie Ferg is a fan of them!!

Tip #2: eat chilli

Or chilly powder, and here’s why:

Chillies speed up your metabolism

They make heat up your core

Chillies make your mouth hot, you’ll then follow that by guzzling water but I found green tea did the trick, so basically they help you get fuller with water when you’re not thirsty.

Serving suggestion: packet soup is around about 100 calories, but check kids. Add heaps of chilly powder as you go, I ate mine whilst still floating on top

By the time you have finished it, hot mouth water green tea and BAM! You’re full.

Tip #1: become obsessed with your teeth

Whiten them at dinner time, and heres why:


Most people binge at night.

You can’t eat if you have self whiteneing trays in your mouth

Some whitening mouth wash state: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING 30 MINUTES AFTER USE.

It’s a sure thang excuse (families etc)

By the time you’ve finished it your teeth will look good - bonus!!

You also won’t be that hungry anymore because you’ve had a self esteem boosts and time to ponder how shit dinner will make your teeth look.

Yay teeth!

Smile for me, boy.

Hungry? Distract yourself - list here.

  1. Play computer
  2. Play x-box/playstaion
  3. Go on computer
  4. Read through old text
  5. Remember why you had your last fight and how it made you feel
  6. How good would it be if you didn’t binge today?
  7. How good would it be if you lost TWO POUNDS tomorrow?
  8. Go for a run
  9. Exercise
  10. Go to the gym
  11. Go for a casual walk
  12. Go to the park
  13. Read a book
  14. Write a book
  15. DRINK GREEN TEA - really strong green tea will make you queasy!
  16. Go for a bike ride
  17. Visit your grandparents
  18. Make something
  19. TRY ON CLOTHES
  20. Go browsing on line for clothes you’d really like
  21. Look at your friends
  22. Look at models
  23. Drink a lot of water
  24. Put on a movie
  25. Call up an old friend
  26. Eat ice
  27. Play with your dog
  28. Have a hot shower
  29. Write a letter to yourself explaining why you’re hungry and why you really need it
  30. Take a nap
  31. Think about gross things - SPIDERS!
  32. Go to the pet store
  33. Have a smoke
  34. Have a coffee
  35. Eat something healthy you do not like - mine is celery
  36. Squeeze your cheeks
  37. Get naked in front of a mirror
  38. Light some candles
  39. Write a poem
  40. Paint
  41. Stalk your major thinspo
  42. Visit this website http://fuckyeahchubbygirls.tumblr.com/
  43. Read this distractions list over and over again
  44. Write your own distractions list
  45. Do some homework
  46. Abuse and ex
  47. Masturbate
  48. Look at pictures of your self
  49. Read a magazine
  50. Google yourself

When it comes down to it, it comes down to you.
No one forces food down your throat, as much as you might feel pressure, no one is making you eat.
The only reason you won’t be able to find an excuse is that you don’t want to find an excuse, because trust me, there is always an excuse.

I’ve found that most of the times I have binged could have been avoided if I just waited half an hour and took a nap with some green tea - yes, it is that simple.

Talk to someone who is going through the same thing you are, and you should be able to talk your way out of eating.

Hope this helps!

toujours--belle asked: omg, i read your diet tips and i loved it! really really good! :D

Thanks soo much! That means a lot xx

From personal experience

You have to be strong minded: mind over matter
When your stomache says ‘I’m hungry, growl’, you know it’s lying.
Your stomach is against you, put it on the ‘Can’t be trusted’ list.

Make a ‘Can’t be trusted list’

To add to that list is family and friends.
I’m serious, your mum/dad will ALWAYS think you are too thin, even when you’re fat
And your friends won’t like it when you start losing weight

When you think you can’t keep it up, just think: it’s a struggle at first, but it gets easier

Vitamin pills keep you from looking gaunt, and should be taken first thing in the morning with some - oh no! - FOOD. Otherwise they will make you want to go to bed or something backwards. However, I find them affective with 1/4 of a cup of cereal.

Vitamin pills are also good for stopping binge eating, because you usually crave something when you’re lacking in something else.

Getting up early is not only good for your body clock, but it boosts the metabolism and kick starts your day.

Exercising as soon as you wake up burns more calories than if you were to exercise after school, work etc.

Eating breakfast or what not before one hour of waking up also kick starts the metabolism.

Coffee is great, keep that in mind. Like actually great.
If you want to con someone into not feeling hungry so they don’t force you to eat, suggest coffee first

Green tea is great as well.
Not only is it good for your skin, (which helps if you are malnourished), but if you have a few cups before bed it speeds up the metabolism and you lose weight in your sleep

Smoking: just stating the facts not asking anyone to take it up, supresses eating.
If you don’t go overboard with it, I don’t see the harm. Well, any more harm than starving yourself

Note: you need the right frame of mind, if you can’t “not eat” then I do not suggest not eating until you have this frame of mind, otherwise you will binge

Note the note: There is no way to get into that frame of mind just by saying ‘I’m in that frame of mind now’. No, only YOU can make it happen.
Sometimes you will wake up and just have it, it might take several failed attempts before it happens.

Weighing yourself regularly is helpful, once you see you’ve lost some weight you’ll want to lose more; it’s addictive. And if you want to lose more weight, you don’t want to eat…

Exercise, in combination with not eating is the best way to do it.
You lose more weight daily.
Don’t like exercise? Just start by walking somewhere, skipping is good.
Even if it’s just for thirty seconds at a time, notice that it all adds up.
Buy a pedometer, you’ll naturally want to walk more everyday.

Brushing your teeth before dinner makes your brain think ‘well this is the end of the day, almost time for bed, I’ve already brushed my teeth so no more food.’

Throwing up ONLY works once in a while. If you do this regularly you will notice that you are not losing any weight, in fact you might be gaining some.

Creating goals and rewards, (NOT FOOD REWARDS!!), more regularly helps. Even if the rewards are smaller and more frequent it’s the best way to do it I’ve found.

Never skip breakfast.. Even if it’s a quarter of a cup of cereal, it puts you in the frame of mind that you’ve already eaten and don’t need anything else.
If you can keep this frame of mind for the whole day, you’re on the right track.

Water keeps you feeling fuller. If you weigh yourself after drinking water and see that you haven’t lost any weight, keep in mind it’s only water weight, and when you wake up the next day you would’ve lost some

Chewing your food slowly is good for a few reasons: it gives you time to think about what you’re eating
It looks like to family and friends you’re actually eating something substantial
The longer it takes for you to eat, the fuller you become.
(It takes twenty minutes for the brain/stomach to register that it’s eaten anything anyway)

Chewing gum!! Really important, even though chewing makes your stomach hungry, it makes your brain think you’re eating, and eventually the brain will override the stomach.
It also stops you from eating because lets face it, you can’t eat when you’ve got gum in your mouth…

Avoid places that make you eat: ie the kitchen or your friends house
Do not go into the kitchen unless you promise yourself you will not eat.
Note: sometimes when you think you can do it, you can’t.

If your family gives you dinner, say to them ‘Oh I’m just watching something’, and take it to your room, wrap it up in a plastic bag, and put it in the bin or under your bed to dispose for another time
DO NOT take “just one bite”, because chances are you won’t be able to stop

Binge eating: tell yourself ‘no matter how much I’ve eaten, if I keep eating it will just get worse. It’s okay, I stuffed up a little but if I stop now it’s okay.
DO NOT say to yourself, ‘doesn’t matter I fucked it up anyway.’
Wrong.
Stopping and catching yourself before going way overboard is hard, so keep a look out.

Alcohol keeps you at the same weight, even if you haven’t eaten for the whole day.
It also sabotages you, ‘I’m drunk, let’s get Maccas.’
Brain: ‘NO!’
You: ‘Fuck it.’
If you must drink, DON’T get smashed, and drink vodka with water and lemon and lime. Tastes better than you think.

That’s all I can think of for now, feedback would be great.
And if I remember any more, I’ll let you know :)

Oh ya, and if it’s Christmas etc and you have to eat, chose how much you are going to eat before you start eating.
And when desert comes around, say ‘no thanks, I’m full’.

If you have to throw up, make sure you drink PLENTY of water in between bites, it makes it much easier…